This blog doesn't normally feature articles about sexy Japanese high school girls (not you could tell that from the "most popular posts" links to the right)! No! Not at all. If you're searching for that sort of low-brow sex-filled gutteral stuff, you're in the wrong place. If you want that, head to the other side, across the tracks, to Japan - It's a Wonderful Rife. Tell them Mike sent you. They have everything you need.
This blog, my friends, is a healthy family operation for intelligent people! But, that being said, this particular post does feature information about an interesting and sexy marketing and advertising idea and gimmick.
Today I saw a gimmick that made me have a double-take. There's a Softbank shop (Softbank sells cell phones and iPads in Japan) near my house on the way to the train station. I go by it everyday and today I saw this babe-licious Japanese high school girl staring at me. I'm near-sighted so I thought she was staring at me. I smiled and winked but she didn't move...
Wait! Did she just wink at me?
Upon closer inspection, I saw that it was not a high school girl, but a mannequin dressed up as a high school girl, uniform and all, standing in front of a store that sells cell phones.
Interesting ploy to get guys into the store or to at least look that way... Wonder if it works?
I guess it does... Why? I looked at it. I even took photos of it and even mentioned the name of the shop in this blog.
They say there's a sucker born every minute... OK, I'm not a sucker for cell phone shops, but am a sucker for Japanese high school girls... in uniform!
But, man... Is Japan ful of weird people with fetishisms or what?
From a distance, I see her... She saw me, I'm sure... But, as you know, girls are shy. She quickly looks away as if not to notice.
I get closer... Still she dares not to look. I know why, she blushes easily... I approach closer... Closer... Closer still...
I get really close up and close my eyes... I lean to kiss her on the cheek... The smell of her perfume drives me wild!
There is a strange sound. I open my eyes! The shop owner is looking straight at me and calling the police... I run away down the street....
Dash it all! Another love rendezvous ruined by a jealous boyfriend!... Why can't they just leave us alone?
I shout goodbye at her and wave back as I flee the scene! She looks away...
"Until we meet again!"
"Who was that mysterious and extremely sexy gentleman?"
-To be continued-
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